A Few Jokes For Your Weekend

Sr. Elizondo loves jokes. He receives and sends them on a daily basis to family and friends. Here’s a few  I received this week form him that made me giggle.

“We don’t eat lactose, eggs, cane, or gluten. What do you recommend? A taxi.”

 

Father, with all the changes in the (Catholic) church, will we see priests marry? Not us, but our sons will”.

 

“Clear proof of global warming!”

Have a great weekend!

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